I can hardly wait to get to my computer in the morning to open the hair-brained emails from the Tea Party. It is downright comical how these people talk down down to their denizens of warped ideology who haven’t the slightest idea they are being hornswoggled. They are constantly asking for money, which should tip off even the dimmest of wits. But it doesn’t. Here are some of their hilarious headlines:
- I’m about to reveal something shocking to you.
- We are in the gravest of situations.
- URGENT ALERT FOR TEA PARTY PATRIOTS…
- IT HAS BEGUN. Tea Party Uprising Is Spreading!
- Something serious has happened and I need your help. I really thought long and hard but I have to share it with you.
- I feel as if a jagged knife just ripped through my body and pierced my heart. This was like a punch to the gut that knocked the wind right out of me.
That last one sounds like it came right out of an Abbott and Costello comedy routine. and then they come up with the admonishments of armageddon:
- Our military is crumbling.
- Obama has your guns and ammo in his crosshairs.
- They feature the clueless Donald Trump.
- They feature Ted Cruz the insurrectionist.